Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Rules of Chocolate

(updated 25 of July in 2020)

The first step to Her return was to set rules by which the subservient would have to obey. These would be known as the Chocolate Laws.


The subservient will...

<> not contact the Goddess unless they have reached at least 21 years of age.

<> respect, honor and cherish the human form of Goddess Chocolate at all times.

<> be prepared to sacrifice something of value that the Goddess will find useful.

<> not waste the precious time of the Goddess (or it will be put on fakers & flakers list, which requires a fee to be removed)

<> be true to its word, keep appointments or provide appropriate notice if unable to do so.

<> address the Goddess as Goddess, Goddess Chocolate (or Ma'am when in a vanilla environment, but) never Mistress.


These laws may be updated at any time and by contacting the Goddess, you are expected to know and follow them.



Writing Assignment: write 60 times "iluvGoddessChocolate"

More Links:
Contact the Goddess Chocolate
Book of the Goddess Chocolate