If you have been directed here, it is because you have pissed Me off. I enjoy being a Goddess and I DO NOT like to be pissed off, angered or annoyed. Therefore, if you do, then I don't bother with you anymore.
A couple of you have begged to get back into My good graces, which is why I made this page. Follow the below steps in hopes that I will remove you from this FAKERS & FLAKERS list.
you must...
1. email Me apologizing for your wrongdoing. If you acknowledge your mistake, hopefully you are less likely to repeat it.
2. sign My guestbook to publicly praise Me and remind yourself of why you adore Me - https://chocolatesguestbook.blogspot.com/
3. follow Me on social media and interact with My posts, preferably Twitter (if you don't have social media, make an account specifically to follow & support Me). I suggest you email Me your account name so I know you have done this.
4. go to Pay.GoddessChocolate.com to pay a Fakers Fee. Make it a good one and put "please remove me" in memo lines.
5. wait patiently for My acceptance of your penance
